So because you don't want to burden your loved ones you have to pay like what... A good 5K Euros for a decent burial and it all goes through your insurance financial plan... For real tho... Of course you will have to pay folks to dig a ditch and to wash your stanky dead ass and balls and that's the problem... Because you want to go out like a genlteman, being all dressed up and shit. Yah... Like it matters how you look inside a coffin. I'm sure the maggots will fall in love with your ass. They will eat you up. Literally. How fucking vain are we actuallly? LOL
What happened to the good ole dig a ditch and throw a motherfucker in it with his clothes on (or not, depends on if he was wearing them or could have been masturbating, either way). The clothes he was wearing or not at his very demise. Now why would you want to dress that motherfucker up because he LOVED to get nekkid and to masturbate so you don't know him like that! Just dig a ditch and throw that motherfucker in there! But then again... Digging a ditch is hard work yo... Can't like borrow a digging machine or rent one because they are like really espensive and shit... So yeah I kinda understand why you even have to pay for your own fucking burial LOL....
Ain't that a bitch. Best is to just let us burn to ashes... It's just fire. If you would burn the whole human population to a pile I don't think it would take a whole lot of space in. No sirree Bob. Just a little space. I hate Hitler but he was unto something there... With the burning and shit... Ain't that a bitch. Hey hey... Don't EVER compare me to that motherfucker but he wasn't like EVIL all the damn time... He had his little perks from time to time LMFAO
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