When you wake up early because you can't sleep due to your back problems. And what do you do then? Right, you smoke something and you drink coffee and start up your engine. And when you smoke you come up with thoughts like why do most women hate farts? They're like those Japanese or really religious and shy girls who are like "peeheehee nooooo I NEVER EVER fart, because that is disgustingggggg like OMGGGGGGGG you are a disgusting pig but in the meantime they be licking assholes and shit (no pun intended) getting gagged and choked and dump furiously huge ones in the toilet like a semi grown baby elephant. Major dookies. Beware of these shy girls LOL. They are the nastiest. Nastehhhhhhhhh. Haha. Have a good Friday y'all.
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